Assuming...

We all know what that means.

You've assumed something rather large here.

But uh...that's fine.

Think what you wanna.

I'll still be here.

Being the lame, stupid, idiotic, hateful, rude, useless person I am.

And you agree.

At least on some level.

Unfortunately for me that's a terrible ordeal.

I should just drop it, freakin' a.

But I just can't let a sleeping dog lie.

:O