Worst Farmer's Tan Ever

You know, you're gonna have to let me buy you the things I/my dog break.

I'm just gonna keep harassing you about it until you either:1. cave, or 2. get so mad at me you're throwing things.

So just suck it up, and let me do this for you.

Now kids...

sunscreen is a very good item.

I hurt.

Owie.

I think even my eyes are red.

Ugh.

:S